It could be because I'm just hungry.... or because we have so much of it that it's practically pouring out of the pantry... but I can't stop thinking that the people we work with sometimes are very much like cereal:
The Cheerio: Happy to be at work. Happy to be working. Happy to be annoying everyone with my happiness.
The Rice Krispie: Perfunctory. Does exactly what needs to be done with an attitude of intolerance. Very efficient.
The Captain Crunch: One strangely dressed manager to lead them all.
The Corn Flake: I don't really know what I'm doing. I'll sit here and play solitaire. Wait, how do I open solitaire again?
Any other suggestions?
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A couple of thoughts:
- The Oatmeal: Boring? Stolid? Inert, even? Maybe, but I can still get the job done better than most of you whippersnappers.
- The Frosted Flake: I'm full of energy! I'm just too distractible to do much with it. On the plus side, I'm so sweet you might not mind.
- The Muesli: Efficient and surprisingly pleasant; often with a mild European accent.
Frosted Miniwheats: Two sided? More like two faced. Nice and sweet when you're looking at me; harsh and unpleasant when you're not.
Cranberry Almond Crunch: Something to make everyone happy. And I'm good for you.
OMG -- you remember my coworkers!!!!!
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